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To my husband….

….and his type.

My husband is a Barack Obama supporter and has been since the start. He loved him in 04 and loves him now. However, he frequently tells me that I’ve been drinking the Kool-Aid and that I’ve overboard for Obama. Maybe so, but so what.

He asked me the other day what am I (and other Kool-Aid drinkers) going to do when we wake up after Obama’s first 100 days and he’s hit the same Washington, D.C. bullshit gridlock that all previous Presidents have. When he encounters the same partisan divide, the same all take and no give attitude that gets nothing done. What are we going to do and he doesn’t create some Utopian fairytale.

Here’s my answer….and what if it’s better. You may be right, he may get stuck in the same bullshit all other Presidents have been caught in before, but he may not…and that’s a chance. A chance for change. We already know what’s going to happen if Clinton or McCain get into office, the same ol same ol. And even IF  that happens with Obama, atleast we had the courage to vote for a chance at change. I’d rather have that that the absolute of a Clinton or McCain administration.

So go ahead people like my husband…say we have been drinking the Kool-Aid. Tell us we’re in too deep…and hell, if you’re right, you can even brag a little…but I also dare you to hope. I challenge you too. What’s wrong with that? Nothing, and ya know, it feels really good.

Tina Fey is half right

Word of warning; I’m pissed off and feisty tonight…… 

If you watched SNL you now know that “Bitch is the new black”. And yes Tina, “bitches get stuff done”, but here’s the deal…Hill is a STUPID bitch. I’ve been getting harped at by Dems for months for saying I would NOT vote for that schizophrenic bitch. I told them I had a soul and couldn’t vote for her and they would scoff at me. She’s not that bad, they would say….today, I think they are with me. After her demeaning actions at a recent rally where she belittled Obama and his supporters by saying bullshit about heaven and celestial choirs, not only will I not vote for her, but she best be glad she’s not in slapping distance…and I don’t think I’m alone anymore. How fucking moronic can one dumbass be? She redicules hundreds of thousand of voters because they find him more appealing and inspiring than her, but will expect them to vote for if she’s the nominee. Fuck that and fuck her.

At the same rally she was comparing Obama’s talk of change to Bush’s, saying did we know what we were in for in 2000. Fuck yes I knew! I looked at my hubby that night in tears saying that would be the end of Row v Wade and that we’d be marching back into Iraq. We were talking about how quickly would we need to head up to Canada. How is it that two non-insiders from Kansas (at that time) knew what the fuck was going to happen, but the most powerful woman in DC didn’t. How was it that we (and Barack) knew that she was giving the brainless wander a blank check to invade and she didn’t? Here’s a thought, maybe I should be the first woman President! Stupid bitch!

Back in the day I liked Hillary because she was a “bitch” and that “bitches get shit done”, but this bitch has more personalities than fucking Sybil! I can’t wait til the debate where all her personalities come out and start fighting with each other.
Bitch Hillary: Shame on you Barck Obama!
Sensitive Hill: *begins to tear up* Why don’t you like me? Why is he sooo much better?
Angry Hillary: All of you can go fuck yourselves, do you know who I am!
Apologetic Hill: I regret if I have offended any of you whether it was intended….
Bitch Hillary: Don’t you apologize to those fuckers…they’re voting for that black man!
Sensitive Hill: *all out sobbing* But I’m a girl! A girl can make history!
Normal Hillary: *suddenly chipper* …and vote for me; I’m your girl!

Hillary….pick a fucking personality! Any of them, I don’t care…just pick one and stick with it! While you are picking one of something, pick one campaign theme, one motto…you get the idea. Fucking stupid  psycho bitch.

Oh and Hill, yes, the media is having a cluster fuck orgasm when it comes to Barack…just like the rest of America, they like him better than you! He’s more interesting and a far better story…seriously, you and Bill are so 1900’s!

Jon McLaughlin at the Oscars

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Jon McLaughlin and wife Amy

Just a moment to brag about my boy Jon McLaughlin. He’s preforming his song “So Close” from Enchanted at the Oscars tonight. I’ve had the privilege of seeing Jon preform live several times and the even greater honor of getting to meet and interview him. He’s an amazing talent and individual and his wife is one of the kindest and endearing people I have met. Always accommodating to Jon’s fans, she’s just a wonderful lady.

Anyway, please go pick up his CD…and go see him live. You will not be disappointed! Oh, and congrats to Jon for getting to be apart of the Oscars. A much deserved honor!

A Letter to Hillary

Dear Hillary,

It’s over. Put a fork in you, you’re done. Step out gracefully and save face and let the people’s choice start preparing for November.

Recently I heard you say “Shame on you Barack Obama” and then level charges that compare him to George W. Bush. You made an argument that Bush claimed to be an agent of change and look where that got us. How quickly you forget two things. First, you made the same claim…that you were an agent of change. You railed against Edwards and Obama on this, saying you’ve been “making change for 35 years.” Now to me that made you sound more like a Sonic carhop, but I got your point.

Next, you compared the great Senator from Illinois to the brainless wonder that is George W. Bush…you even quoted George Bush saying “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.” Congrats to you for actually getting the line straight, but hey Hill…Shame on you! You own Communications Director, Howard Wolfson, had previously told Newsday.com “If you want to talk about tactical political maneuvering, it’s about one Democrat comparing another Democrat to George Bush. That’s the worst kind of tactical political maneuvering.” Hmmm, sounds like you might be getting desperate.

Here’s the thing, you are not and can never be like Barack Obama.  It’s not in your make up. You are a cold, crass, calculating bitch…and I like that about you…but I like that about you as a Senator. Obama has this thing called authenticity, something you don’t possess, and it captivates people. He’s a genuine, intelligent, compassionate, funny and motivating leader. You have a couple of those attributes, bu he has ALL of them…he embodies all of them. You cannot change who you are to be more appealing…you have “35 years” of being you and we can’t forget it!

So go ahead and meet Barack in Ohio and get your next dated insult ready (Who says xerox these days? [thanks Chuck Todd!]). Whatever you can lob at him, he can swat it off with his snarky wit. You have one more week, Hillary, and then it’s back to being just Senator Hillary Clinton. It was a good run…you won a few states…hell you finished stronger than Biden and Richardson. Now it’s time to take a final bow out of this race and return to the Senate. Thanks for the ride Hill, but it’s time you got on the Obama express like the rest of the country.

And….He’s In!

The man who vowed to never run for public office is making his third run at being President. Yes, Ralph Nader is in the race…again. I love this man, I truly do.

For those of you who are going to call him a spoiler, get over it. Every candidate has to earn their votes and had Gore been a stronger nominee (and yes, I liked him and voted for him), he would have won. Nader has every right to run as a third party candidate and give people options.

I am actually thrilled he’s running. Again he’s not a spoiler, he’s going to be an attack dog. He likes Obama a great deal and loathes McCain. He will be able to lob attacks and bring things into question that Obama will not. Personally, I think he helps Obama. Independents love the Senator and will vote for him over Nader.

Now, if it’s Hillary….well, I’m voting Nader.

My Boobs Are OK!

So, if you thought Britney and Lohan were talentless bimbo’s, you have to see this girl! Meet Lene Alexandra, a Norwegian pop singer who’s Boob’s are ok. Not great mind you…just Ok. And to think that I made fun of Gwen Stefani for spelling out bananas….

Work Update

To answer every-one’s question, yes. The Saint Bernard excuse was real. One of my employees called in Tuesday and said she was “ran over by a Saint Bernard”. When asked to elaborate she said she had been at the dog park and that when she was tending to her dog and St. Bernard hit her in the knee and she was too sore to come in. Strange, but true!

About the employee that I didn’t want rehired, well she got rehired. She is going to be working from home (shouldn’t that be be a privilege?) and here’s the real kicker; he (our director) still hasn’t told me! I was told by another employee that use to be friends with the problem one. Oh well, she’s not in my office and soon our director will again see why she was let go. Hopefully.

Anyway, my search for employment continues.  I sent my resume to an entertainment company here in Richmond and I posted it on the major job search sites. Again,  hopefully.

Did here back from a couple of bands today about doing photography at their shows. Looks like I will be shoot Grace Potter and The Nocturnals and The Anti-Flag show featuring The Street Dogs. YAY! I love The Street Dogs. Also getting a little more access to one of my favorite bands in May…wonder who that could be?!?! hmmmm

You got hit by a what?

Greatest excuse to miss work I’ve ever heard:
“Sorry I can’t come in today, I got hit by a Saint Bernard.”

Although, I would like to use “Sorry I can’t come in today. We got a little kinky lsat night and I can barely walk, let alone sit down!”

Anyone need a photographer?

I’m officially job hunting. I’ve been looking here and there, but nothing too serious until now. I am came dangerously close to walking out of my job today, so it’s time to call it done and move on…I think.

What happened? Well, first some back story. I took over a supervisor in June and had a crew of, well, some were heathens. Not really, but we had some colorful people. One in particular was troubling. She routinely came in intoxicated…well, when she came in. She was a no call no show most of the time. She missed weeks at a time and then walk in like she owned the place.

She wasn’t always like this; she use to be a star employee. But, with our “relaxed” policy and lack of rule enforcement,  this girl walked all over the organization and it’s employees. When I took over she promised she would change, but never did. Being a neutered supervisor, there wasn’t much I could do. So after missing more than 3 weeks worth of work and telling other employees I wasn’t her supervisor, she came back and proceeded to ignore everyone. After a long battle with the director, I convinced him to let her go. Can you believe I actually had to battle to get her fired? Anyway, I was going to release her at the end of her day, but he decided he would do it and do it immediately.

Being overjoyed about not having to terminate a bitchy employee, I waited for the show down. I saw her go into his office and then later come out, collect her things and leave. Ahhh…she was finally gone.

Not so fast! My director stopped me in the hall later to tell me that he hadn’t let her go. That he said for her to take the day off and then call me at home that night and plead her case to me. Seriously? I should have quit then, but I was a fool.

So that night I politely let her go over the phone. It was anti-climactic and thandkully very short. The next few day at the office were tense, but I was glad I stood up for myself and what I knew to be best of the organization.

Cut to today…I go into his office to learn she has called to beg for her job back. You see, I knew this was coming. She’s friends with another employee who forewarned me that the past employee had lost her most recent job (same reasons) and was looking to come back. Something about taking my position over and that kind of bullshit.

Anyway, the call came and he bought her sad sob story. Here is my director trying to rationalize to me why we should bring this employee back. I kept saying “I’m sorry, but no”. Finally I said that I wasn’t sorry for my thoughts on it and I wasn’t budging…if he wanted her to work for our organization she could work from home. He said he didn’t trust her to do that and wanted to keep an on her in the office. So yeah, I gave the ultimatum… she comes back, I’m gone. I meant it. Still do

So there it is. I don’t know what’s going on right now, but as for me, I am seeking new employment. Know anything good in the Richmond area?

Hey Joe and Pat! Go Fuck Yourself!*

Joe Scarborough and Patrick J. Buchanan are fucktards. Yes, fucktard is a word and they are fucktards. They are also asshats (credit to Laura for the term, I wouldn’t want the Clinton people thinking I stole the term). Asshats and Fucktards. Fucktards and Asshats.

Anyway, they are pissed because Michelle Obama said this:

“People in this country are ready for change and hungry for a different kind of politics and … for the first time in my adult life I am really proud of my country because it feels like hope is finally making a comeback.”

Are you kidding me?!?! These two morons have their panties in a twist over this?!?! Hey fuckheads, don’t take it literally! Even if you do, she qualifies it with the word “really”.

Pat, old and cranky works for Mike Gravel and Ron Paul, but it doesn’t work for you. Just run along and die now.

Joe, you know your an Obamacan….just shut up and pretend to promote that religious nutwing, Mike Hickabee.

* As originally said by Dick Cheney (Those Clinton people can’t catch me!)

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